Tuesday, September 2, 2008

If Trig is Bristol's Baby It's Bad They Had to Hide It

I don't know. Maybe Trig is Bristol's baby and maybe he isn't. It shouldn't matter that much, but apparently Alaska does have a lot of very judgmental, "holier than thou" types who want to keep women down. They would have put Bristol down so she had to hide her pregnancy from the Protestant Inquisition they are apparently running up there in Alaska (and Minnesota, and Texas).

Bristol stayed at home instead of going to school the five months leading up to Trig's birth. So it looks like they were really afraid of, well, the far right! They said she had mono.

What about the character of Sarah Palin though? How can she advocate righteous ideas worthy of a prophet and then hide from the truth about the failure of that holy roller crap in her own family? How? I ask you?

I haven't heard anyone say anything about the character of Sarah Palin in the light of all these revelations. I guess all they really want is a
"true believer" irrespective of conduct or character. Sounds like a White thing. Sin six days a week, get forgiven on Sunday and start sinning as soon as you leave. That's the evangelicals for you. They are "anything
goes" Christians when it comes to their own conduct with the exception of getting forgiven and judging all others as worthy of persecution.

Maybe she just went with the rhetoric of the protestant inquisition without really internalizing it.[ I guess, what I am asking in the paragraph above is, "What percent of evangelicals remotely live by the creed they constantly are encouraged to use as a religious test for political candidates?" Protestant are Philistines pure and simple. McCain, Bush, Palin they're all alike in this sense. Palin is the rule, not an exception by any means. Look at the hellish lives of the Reagans, Bushes and their families. Religious rhetoric and actual conduct are in opposite directions.] So she had an ideological ticket to ride and had to keep her supporters, the inquisitors, in the dark about reproductive excesses in the Palin home.

Still, a downs baby would be more likely from an older woman like
Palin, eh?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Sarah's Seventeen Year Old Got Knocked Up! Good for her!

Well the Sarah Palin nomination couldn't have gotten off to a better start. After putting to bed that peculiar story about Sarah pretending to be the mother of one of her children's offspring we now find out that the fecundity of the seventeen year old (abstinence only?) daughter is in evidence. Is it seven months?

They say that the daughter will marry the father, whoever that is. I guess there will be a lot of forgiveness since this is the sort of thing devout young Christian fanatics are never supposed to do!

What if little daughter rebels? That would be pretty far out. Still, why get so uptight about this. If its ok with Sarah and her kids I am not too concerned myself. So go, go, go get knocked up! You have fulfilled your biological destiny. Just as the Lord ordained!

Viva Alaska where the social conservatives mate like
Arkansas Democrats.

Fortunately Senator McCain was well aware of this when he asked Sarah to join his ticket for the looney bin, I mean the White House. It is yet another example of his impeccable ability to lead the nation. Obama, just try to beat that good judgement!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

SEND SARAH BUD, BUDDY!

What if our great leaders were pot addicts who were too high to invade foreign lands? What if some folks here and there sent our great leaders bud so they can chill out and maybe get rid of nuclear weapons or something. In Sarah's case I guess they would send vegetable matter to the Governor's office in Alaska. Now that she is running with that lusty old fart McCain she will need something powerful to help her chill out.

Will Bristol be smoking during the pregnancy?

MCCAIN GOES FOR MARIJUANA SMOKING VOTE WITH SARAH PALIN

Obviously McCain is being gimicky again inasmuch as he is hoping to get more of the women's vote with a woman on this ticket. I was wondering if McCain was also trying to get the pro drug vote with the Sarah Palin nomination. Then I just saw a response he is making to those who are asking him about Palin's pot party image. He responded that he would, as President, support independent state regulation of marijuana!

Independent state regulation of marijuana means that under McCain the federal law would decriminalize marijuana, right?

SARAH PALIN MARIJUANA CLONE TO BE ANNOUNCED

I just saw it on the net, apparently there is a huge marijuana industry in the northwest, including Alaska.

I just saw reference to one of these so called seed companies. They only seel one species! They claim to be working towards the release a Sarah Palin marijuana clone as soon as they think they have a buzz that is appropriate for her old nickname Sarah Barracuda. I guess they may name it that, Sarah Barracuda. Is this for real?

Alaska, the unknown state, to me at least.

MARIJAUNA MOMMA SEIZES VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION, SOMEHOW

Sarah Palin is a pot smoking momma of five, or at least she used to be.

Now that she's a politician, the last couple of years she says she is agin it. Yeah, Sarah, pass the bud!


More seriously, I think all four candidates of the ruling parties, McCain, Obama, Palin and that oh so forgettable Senator should get together in Alaska and pass some domestic jays around. They they can talk while their subsequent interaction is televised. It wouldn't be a debate or anything. It would be a
bipartisan pot party. It would be interesting to see which statements are better, these informal ones or the ones you generally hear in the media.