Sarah's Seventeen Year Old Got Knocked Up! Good for her!

Well the Sarah Palin nomination couldn't have gotten off to a better start. After putting to bed that peculiar story about Sarah pretending to be the mother of one of her children's offspring we now find out that the fecundity of the seventeen year old (abstinence only?) daughter is in evidence. Is it seven months?

They say that the daughter will marry the father, whoever that is. I guess there will be a lot of forgiveness since this is the sort of thing devout young Christian fanatics are never supposed to do!

What if little daughter rebels? That would be pretty far out. Still, why get so uptight about this. If its ok with Sarah and her kids I am not too concerned myself. So go, go, go get knocked up! You have fulfilled your biological destiny. Just as the Lord ordained!

Viva Alaska where the social conservatives mate like
Arkansas Democrats.

Fortunately Senator McCain was well aware of this when he asked Sarah to join his ticket for the looney bin, I mean the White House. It is yet another example of his impeccable ability to lead the nation. Obama, just try to beat that good judgement!

MCCAIN GOES FOR MARIJUANA SMOKING VOTE WITH SARAH PALIN

Obviously McCain is being gimicky again inasmuch as he is hoping to get more of the women's vote with a woman on this ticket. I was wondering if McCain was also trying to get the pro drug vote with the Sarah Palin nomination. Then I just saw a response he is making to those who are asking him about Palin's pot party image. He responded that he would, as President, support independent state regulation of marijuana!

Independent state regulation of marijuana means that under McCain the federal law would decriminalize marijuana, right?

MARIJAUNA MOMMA SEIZES VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION, SOMEHOW

Sarah Palin is a pot smoking momma of five, or at least she used to be.

Now that she's a politician, the last couple of years she says she is agin it. Yeah, Sarah, pass the bud!

More seriously, I think all four candidates of the ruling parties, McCain, Obama, Palin and that oh so forgettable Senator should get together in Alaska and pass some domestic jays around. They they can talk while their subsequent interaction is televised. It wouldn't be a debate or anything. It would be a bipartisan pot party. It would be interesting to see which statements are better, these informal ones or the ones you generally hear in the media.